Ghost

The Following

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf)

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair October 2006

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups)

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