"I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones."
Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
i made soy milk ^_^
I dont think that’s how it’s made
Is that um uh marijuana
What is it?
Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
I was always afraid of Ohio
tom “i just can’t say no” hiddleston: actual circus bear
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster