- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”