"I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones."
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
a relationship will not cure your issues, no matter how hard young adult books and films try to push that notion on us. if you have depression or bipolar or anxiety or whatever, getting into a relationship isn’t going to cure that or make it go away. person with illness + relationship = ill person in a relationship. please don’t put all of your focus on finding someone to fix you, focus on fixing yourself the right way.
John Hamish Watson. It took him years to confide in me.
I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run
seems like my spanish
I speak spanish fluently and I can confirm this is 100% correct.
convinced that Jen wants to be a Disney character
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
I went to this book store and their books were wrapped up in paper with small descriptions so no one would “judge a book by its cover”