"I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones."

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

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homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
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catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

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versacedufflebag:

atlanteanpapi187:

wavey:

atlanteanpapi187:

Is that um uh marijuana

no

What is it?

basil

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ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

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tom “i just can’t say no” hiddleston: actual circus bear

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squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

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so-personal:

everything personal♡